Gotta Shake the Salt Habit, But NOT Today

"TO ME, IT’S ALWAYS a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, ‘Hey, can you give me a hand?’ you can say, ‘Sorry, got these sacks.’" –Jack Handey

Happy
JACK HANDEY
Friday
on a Thursday!

UNBELIEVABLE!!!

MICKEY ROURKE is delivery salt to my next door neighbor! I’m pretty sure... YEAH! It’s him alright!!! (OMG! One of his little dogs is sitting on the seat of the cab, too!)

***grabs a Sharpie and a smitch of scratch paper***

I GOTTA RUN, an autograph awaits me! If the Mickman’s up to the task, I’ll scan and post it later. This is going to be simply fantasktic FANTASTIC!

FOUR WORDS:
salt of my earth

***plumps hair***

I’m out the door!
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

RIP, my Mollo and Drea.

EDIT: RATSARONI! Wouldn't you know it? IT WASN'T HIM! But he was a nice guy and gave me his autograph anyway and then he asked me to lunch. That's all good, too, I guess, but... IT'S NO MICKEY ROURKE ENCOUNTER! And, no, I we didn't do lunch. He was only offering Sonic.