Saturday, February 28, 2009

"N"ebriated

HAVE A LOOKSEE at what Betsy (My Five Men)
kindly bestowed upon me (Thank you!),
just for the asking:



YES. THAT’S AN "N" alright. You see, some days ago, I paid a visit to MuseSwings' blog, where a game of tag was ensuing. Bloggybuddy Betsy had made her "it" with the dispensation of the letter "F." Confused? Here’s the gist: somehow, Betsy managed to get her little mitties on an entire set of the alphabet, doling out the sixth letter to MuseWings, free of charge-- just so long as she named ten things favorite to her that started with that gratuitous "F." MuseSwings' list (numbers one and eight in particular) was terrific! If you get a chance, check it out-- and thanks to you, too, MuseSwings!

(PLEASE NOTE: For some strange reason, blogspot is not accepting "hidden" links. To visit MuseSwings and My Five Men's "letter" blogs, follow the yellow brick roads below. Thanks!

MuseSwings:
http://muse-swings.blogspot.com/2009/02/my-favorite-f-words.html

My Five Men:
http://myfivemen.blogspot.com/2009/02/m-stands-for.html )


THE ENTRY ALSO includes an open invitation to anyone wanting to play along. All you have to do is leave a comment with Betsy at her "M Stands For..." blog (see link above). She will supply you with a letter to use for your post. While you’re there, sit a spell and enjoy (I know I did!) Betsy's favorite "M" words as well.

(SECOND "PLEASE NOTE": If by chance her offer has since expired, give this blog o’ mine a stop-back. I’d be glad to remove the rabbit from the top hat I keep on the bookshelf for instances such as this, toss in all the tiles from my Scrabble game, and then pull one out just for you! Really. It'd be no problem. As far as that goes, the rabbit could stand a smitch of exercise.)

NOW, ON WITH the show!

"N" is for...

1. Noddy,
lovingly known as Pie

THIS "N" is our youngest kit-kat who thinks hes a dog (Among other canine attributes, this guy simply loves rawhide bones and relentlessly tries to bury them in --more like on-- the livingroom hardwood floor.), but in reality, is much closer to being a major

oink,
as hygiene is a "Who cares?" with him.
Typically, Noddys white fur is grey.

2. Nsomnia

IT OWNS ME and, quite honestly, I’ve come to enjoy it. I like the kind of quiet that happens only when all else is dead-to-the-world asleep. Some nights, I pretend I’m

Jack Bauer,
who, like rust, never sleeps either.
Oh, and add
NOT having to poop

to his agenda, too.

3. Nancy Drew
(Drew? Drew what?! Now, there lies the real mystery.
Can someone PLEASE tell me where her d*** illustrations are, anyway?)

WITH NO DISRESPECT to the author and her followers intended, my daughter, Puppet, and I celebrate impromptu Nancy Drew-athons, where she reads aloud from her unrevised, pre-1959 Carolyn Keene book collection. We howl till we cry and die laughing!

4. Necco Wafers,
especially chocolate flavored!

Nnette,
whose biggest fan is Yours Tah-ruly
(I be Gilda’s, too!).

6. Night,

Vincents starry one.

7. Louis "Hi, ho, Steverino!" Nye
fondly remembered as

Sonny Drysdale

8. Nitwits,

Shemp Howard
being top drawer!

9. N sync,
MINUS JC Chasez, Lance Bass,
Chris Kirkpatrick, and Joey Fatone,
that is.

I FIND JUSTIN Timberlake to be a riot! I’m not hip to his "real" musical contributions; it’s his comedy stuff I’m after. For instance, his


hilarious sketch performances
on Saturday Night Live are,
if I may steal a mot from
Jerry Lewis, famed inventor of the French fry:
MAGNIFIQUE!
(Sorry, Jare-Bear, I loved ya better during
your "Hey, Lay-daaay!" days.)

9½ . Nuts,
which I considered to be the ultimate word
the English language ever gave us, when I was
a smitch and at which time, I wore out
completely.

10. Nilsson

ALL TOGETHER NOW,
a one and a two and a...

Put the lime in coconut and drink 'em both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and you'll feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning!

THERE. WITH THAT BEING sung,
and superbly, I might add,
these "N"s have taken us
full --Back to the blog title with ya!-- circle!

ONE WORD: Nebriated.

CARRY ON, BUT be mindful. It’s Lent, you know. That could mean an Up There (at least that’s where she thought she’d be going) Sister Irena may be watchinyoos. So, for God s sake, dont be eating the meat!

SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

RIP, my Mollo and Drea.

P.S. IN ALL FAIRNESS, Sister Irena, you were my favorite "personality" in grade school. I can hear you responding to the class clown through teeth tight like a mouth wired shut, as if it were yesterday: "Roger Matson, you're as funny as a CRUTCH." Yes, Sister, yours were the lessons that went beyond the text books for me, and I thank you. If your name had started with an "N," you would have definitely made the list.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

And the Winner Is...

TODAY FINDS ME spray painting


old Barbies

gold for this weekend’s Academy Awards party.
Everyone gets an Oscar!


See you then?
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*


P.S. Bring your own


Cheez Whiz.


P.P.S. Have you been HERE yet?

RIP, my Mollo and Drea.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Don't Count Your Apples Before They Hatch

BUNNY! BUNNY!

"Ge-ahd o’Mighty, it’s Febiary ohready!"
–the late, great Grandpappy Amos McCoy, The Real McCoys

I’M WITH Amos. It seems like only yesterday that the cold, Wisconsin sky was a flake-filled flour sifter sprinkling the below till it was mounded high with the white stuff. Because I love the snow, and because I didn’t want to get clubbed to a Farkled pulp by the weather-ranters around me, I bittersweetly smiled to myself, knowing all to well this could be the last snowfall of the season. ***sniffa-boo-hoo... sniff... sniff... sniffa-boo-hoo...*** Can I borrow your handkerchief? ***sniff*** I promise to wash it before I return it. Thanks! ***sniff*** I thank you so much!
ON WITH it:
WHAT in this

entire world
is your favorite apple?

I MANY TIMES make mine the notorious FAMEUSE (Don’t you just love that word, "notorious?" It’s so... so... Fameuse!) a.k.a. Snow Chimney, Chimney Apple, Red American, Royal Snow, Pomme De Neige or Chimney Point, if you will, but better known to most apple-discernable palates as the delectable

Snow Apple,
it's pure white flesh occasionally
stained crimson near the skin

(as are a whole lot of us, and the "Why?" answer to
how come I push year ‘round sun screen slathering).

"I know you are, but what am I?"
Hmm.
THAT WAS random.

THE SNOW IS one of the oldest and most desirable desserts on the tree, and is also a parent of the aromatic (I prefer to say "perfumic," a term a "friend" once described me as, after I’d spent hours preparing to go out on my first and, thank Ge-ahd, LAST blind date he was blind, but I was NOT. Obviously, his sense of smell, as well as that of any living creatures within a sixty-mile radius of me, foliage included, wasn’t impaired. Or so my "friend" kindly reminded me.) McIntosh, seen below,

attempting to impersonate
his Oom PA PA
.

THE ‘Tosh is a

Medium
size apple with


snow white
flesh as well, but it is susceptible
to the dreaded apple scab, so
"Danger,
Sparkle Robinson,
danger!!!"
I TEND TO stay away.

BUT MY ALL-TIME favorite
would have to be the


Jonathan.

Legendary funny man,

Photo credit: Kevin Van Aelst
WINTERS,
that is,
who, at eighty-three, continues
his celebration of life in the
BIG ORCHARD. Truly NOT a bad apple.

SEVEN WORDS:

Photo credit: Lesley at Paloso Rospo
Have your cake and eat it too!

***closes in song***

Photo credit: .ash
"Peelings.
Nothing more than peelings..."
Man! Is it just me, or is this an incredibly annoying blog?!
I thought so. LOL!
Stay close,
SparkleFarkle~~~~~
*

RIP, my Mollo and Drea.