Beam Me Up, Scottie

"Virgil, Virgil, Virgil."

–Barney Fife to his awkward cousin from New Jersey

HAPPY 70th BIRTHDAY,

Michael J. Pollard!

AND THANKS FOR making

Lost in Space
even more fun!

PLEASE JOIN Me in watching my favorite episode titled " The Magic Mirror " in which Penny's Martian-mutated chimp, Debbie ("Bloop! Bloop!"), and Miss Robinson struggle with her impending puberty as Pollard supervises out of the tops of his eyes. (Man, I had a crush on that guy!)

TWO WORDS: salad days

TRULY AMAZING. AFTER WEEKS OF NOT blogging,
this is what I find to be ultimately noteworthy.

Good weekend to ya!
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

RIP, my Mollo and Drea.

The Pause That Refreshes

I TIPPY-TOED THROUGH my dream
last night, because my house looked
like a page from Etsy. My favorite thing
turned out to be rhinestone

glasses
made from actual Coke bottles.

THEN I SLOWLY gazed down
at my feet wearing

petal pink ballet togs

that really weren’t.

STRAIGHT OUT OF Forrest Gump,
I blurted,

"Momma said
they was magic shoes,"

in a Tom Hanks voice.

I GRABBED MY PURSE and a
handful of free fortune cookies and left.
THE END.

CALLING ALL moms
out there, no matter what flavor:

THREE WORDS:

My daughter, Puppet, and I
(She being the one the left.)
Happy Mother’s Day!

Good weekend to you and pleasant dreams!
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

RIP, my Mollo
AND

Drea
(2 years and 2 months ago, today)

It IS Easy Being Green!

SassyBritches ' trail of corn led me to BeeHappy’s place, My Edition of Gab , where she has a cool, REAL deal going on– and I am definitely in! It’s called a My Life In Pictures challenge and sounds like a promise of fun and the excitey! Bee’s blog did sting me right about here:

NAME YOUR
FAVORITE GREEN ITEM.

FROM WHAT I GATHER, I'm thinking the story tells you’re suppose to use personal photos for the task, but since my camera is presently (in this case, probably another word for "permanently") vacationing in Onthefritz, that famous resort where most un-fixables tend to go, I’m going to have to play like

a bird going south

and wing it
(use "found" images).

HERE GOES:

MY FAVORITE
SOMETHING GREEN:

a recipe
that’s been in our family

for years

AND banana-frosted, of course!

It’s the only way to fly

(unless you're a southernly duck),

and they remind me of so many reversed

Claudie’s "The White Water Lilies"
lily pads,

if you get my gist,
which is also a sweet and lovely idea!

NOW, TODAY’S UP for grabs
(yesterday's being the "green" thing)
is:

"HELPING HANDS,"

the assignment of which I will have to come back later to, as it stormed last night and my doggie, Janey, who is outside the back door at which she is Morse Coding the word "bath" over and over again with her paw-paw because she has been puddle diving, wants "in." Hmm. I just gave me the thought I'm after:

MY HELPING HANDS:

Kindly pretend this
bubble wrap is
poochie-tub soapy suds.
Thanks!

HUH.

Catching up
in this game was easier than I thought!

FIVE WORDS:
There’s always room for Jello (?)

Gotta run, or as Jane might arf it, "See you lather!"
SparkleFarkle~~~~~ *

RIP, my Mollo and Drea.

As Seen on TV

4:00 AM to 5:00 AM reduced to 3:01 minutes.

Sadtater Jack Bauer's poisoned,
terrorists are running amok,
and WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME !!!

HOWEVER WILL Bauer cure himself?!

OUR INVINCIBLE Spudman
turns the key in the nick o’:

A Bactine® shot
and a pep talk from

McGiver
does the trick!!!

GOD, HOW I LOVE THIS SHOW (24)!

REMINDER: IF LIFE HANDS you a lemon,

THREE WORDS:

A Catherine Jones print
make french fries.

BE HAPPIER THAN a bird with one–

a french fry,
that is.

SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

RIP, my Mollo, Drea, and Dominick DeLuise

P.S. WHAT ?
YOU DON’T think

Kiefer Sutherland
resembles Mr. Potato Head?

I do.
Except Mr. Potato Head doesn’t smoke anymore.

Time to Hang One On (Posies on the Doorknob, That Is)

BUNNY! BUNNY!
AND
Happy
May Day!

Just for you!

I'M SENDING these flowers

to brighten your day,

to celebrate springtime
and the month of May!

A single, purple violet and a Lily of the Valley behind each ear,
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

RIP, my Mollo and Drea.

P.S. THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY’S medical swabbing proved it’s NOT the Pork Lung that I’m "entertaining," which also explain’s why Jack Handey’s taking one off from

the race.

TWO WORDS: a day

NEXT FRIDAY with him, then?

It's a date-- thanks!