Perhaps It's an Early Lump of Coal? Well, I Honestly Didn't See That Coming...

TEMPLATE DIFFICULTIES UPDATE: Quicker than an up-the-chimney-rising Jolly Ol' St. Nick, Miss Elegia at Elegia's Background Gardens has responded to my email-y cry for Heeelp! and is spit-spot at The Elegia Controls, efforting to find the format-remedy to cure my oh, so lovely but ailing templates! Thank-you over and againly, Elegia. Most certainly, Santa Claus will put a little something extra in your Christmas stocking this year!

Det. Johnny Monkey, SA Red Kettle bell ringer during his downtime.

SO, YESTERDAY late, I come on blogspot to post my 8th SparkleFarkled Advent Calendar virtual giveaway (Sorry, little friend, you're too late.), only to find my blog template is now the size of an index card!? What the heck? And, for the cripes sake, COME ON. *frustratey tears stream down* I don't want for much. Just ask Santa.

ONE last WORD: HEEELP!

(HM. COME TO think of it... *runs to check templates displayed on other two pre-existing blogs: A Long Walk in the Woods and Drottning av Snowbin* How curious. A Long Walk’s design by Shabby Blogs is doing fine, while Drottning av Snowbin (a template courtesy of Elegia’s Backgound Garden, which is the same bloggy-freebee place Sparkle’s Soup of the Day’s look comes from. Like I said, CURIOUS.) is up to no good! I’d best be reporting that to The Monkey.)

I've tried everything to correct
this bloggy blunder-ly yours,
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*
Rest in peace, my Mollo and ZuZu.

P.S. IN CASE anybody's interested (Who am I kidding? No one's checked in here since a few minutes after the second pre-Christmas door opened. No, I'm not bitter. Or humbuggy. Sad pretty much covers it, though...), on account of too many "Sorry, Charlies" aimed subtly but directly at Yours Tah-ruly, I guess, The SparkleFarkle Advent Calendar has flown the coop.
P.P.S. OH, THAT'S right. How could I forget? It's Jack Handey Friday! Have a good one and let it begin with me:

(What I'm about to throw in)

"THERE SHOULD BE a detective show called Johnny Monkey, because every week you could have a guy say 'I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY,' but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that." -- Jack Handey

Headed-out-to-hire-me-a-Johnny-Monkey-because-maybe-just-maybe-he-can-solve-my-confound-itty-blog-template-problemly yours- (and love, thanks, and a fond farewell),
SparkleFarkle~~~~~~*