Horror Scope

AFTER A LESS than stellar start to the New Year, I can't wait for January to be over. And right when I was about to get off my own back about what I could have done to make it a better "go" (<--Coming up short in the Answers Department, I decided to merely shrug.), I came across a December 2011 magazine whose astrological column I wish I would have read before the very beginning of 2012 hit, because, man, I would have just gone back to bed for the next 31 days, skipping the first month of the year altogether.

ARIES OUTLOOK
(March 21 - April 19)

"THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN trying to find yourself for decades, you'll be disappointed to tears when you find yourself living in Pigeon Falls and working at a screen-door factory."

LUCKILY, I filed my childhood-neighbor lady Mrs. Carmichael's over and againly advice away for future use, in particular, this kind of "rainy day":

TEN WORDS:

"Don't let the door
hit you on the way out!"
--June Marie "Crusty" Carmichael, years 1959 through 1962

In other words, after placing

the asterisk sparkle
on my signature
(and, then, wishing my kit-kats past a "Good Night"),
I will RUN FOR MY LIFE!

Like I said, heading back under the covers
until February 1st arrives-ly yours,
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

Rest in peace, my Mollo and ZuZu.