"WHEN THE CHAIRMAN introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, 'What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?' When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way." --Jack Handey HAPPY
Jack Handey
FRIDAY
to you!
And, get a load of this:
Bruno Mars isn't
a brown-haired planet,
like you might think.
Oh? You didn't?
I-I guess that was me.
AND, WHILE I'm at it (ALERT: the roll I'm on is about to get a smitch distasteful, but cut me some slack? Yeah, because I just found out that Momsy's diagnosis is Paget's disease of the breast. All is pretty much not the day it should have been. For now, all I can do is pray and act out.)
Do you know why there was
no mail delivery on Monday?
(Martian Jello doubles as out-of-this-world B-day cake.! Can I interest you in a slice?)
It was Martian
Luther King Jr.'s birthday (observed)!
TEN WORDS:
(Photo: The Mars Global Surveyor)
I love you, Momsy.
Everything is going to be alright.
Forever,
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*
[Paget's (PAJ-its) disease of the breast is a rare form of breast cancer.]
Rest in peace, my Mollo and Zuzie.
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5 comments:
What terrible news. My thoughts are with you.
On a lighter note, I really like your Jell-O mold picture.
Hello and Best Jack Wishes to you, Tracy Trove, and thanks for coming by. It's been simply...I don't what to call it, this news of Momsy's diagnosis. Up side down? No. I-I don't know. It's more like the world has become an inside out sweater without a safety net, cruelly tangled by something so big and hideous and--and--I don't know what. I've never been this close to cancer, and she, Momsy, even closer...closest. Your kindness is muchly appreciated and I thank you. So much. So, very, very much. Soon we will meet with my mother's surgeon to know the next direction she'll have to go in. Thank you, again, for your thoughtfullness. What is good is that, deep down or maybe some place in our hearts where it glows warm, we just know everything is going to be alright. It will. And God bless you for the reminder: lighter notes (for instance, Martian Jell-O) will help see us through this unexpected and unwanted challenge.
oh my goodness!! I forgot to check for the Jack Handey Friday blog!!! I hope that you had an enjoyable weekend.
I guess I didn't read everything closely. So sorry to hear about that not good news.
Hi, RottieGirl! I'm trying to be upbeat, but man, talk about feeling sucker punched -- especially Momsy. I dunno. This cancer thing... It's just downright cruel. Thursday morning is when my mother's next appointment is. Please keep her in your thoughts or prayers or, if you're into the White Light send-someone-a-vibe thing instead, Momsy's up for that, too. Anything, actually. If I'm sounding kind of desperate, it's because I am. Everything is going to be alright, right? Right. Gotta stay positive. That and pray.
Muchly appreciating your kind words-ly,
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*
P.S. Don't forget to do breast exams religiously. And, if you find anything, don't pull a "Momsy" by ignoring it.
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