DAN: Are you ever sorry that we got married?ROSEANNE: Every second of my life.
--Roseanne, "Life and Stuff" (Season 1, Episode 1, Aired 10/18/88)
Look on the bright side... we're still sleeping together.NUMEROUS STUDIES covering 140 years have shown divorced people live shorter lives. People who are married have longer lives.
FOUR WORDS:
Or so it seems.. . . . . . .
SPEAKING of prison,
FOX rolls out Alcatraz tonight!(Monday, January 16, 8 p.m. EST)
Today, I'm certain that I've been
hitched for one hundred years --WAIT. Maybe more-ly yours,
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*
P.S. Only kidding, Honey.
Rest in peace, my Mollo and Zuzie.
4 comments:
You've got to love Roseanne. So many pearls of wisdom.
I used to always watch Roseanne. We watched Alcatraz tonight. It wasn't bad.
Hello, Totey! Yes, yes, I DO love Roseanne, which, in most circles, puts me in the minority! LOL! But now that I know you're "in," that makes two of us! WAIT. *reads RottieGirl's comment below yours* Make that three of us. Yepperibob, we Roseanne-y diehards are three-strong. And rumour has it, that's a charm!
Good day, Miss RottieGirl! I am happy to admit I try to take in an episode (especially if it's from the first season) of Roseanne at least once a week still. And, RATS! An hour into Alcatraz was when I realized I didn't have the TV set on! I'm going to have to see if Hulu can do me a BIG favor and do for me what a bad taco can do: REPEAT. LOL!
Post a Comment