Friday, February 3, 2012

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

I SHALL BEGIN with
TWO WORDS:


No joke.

Because have you heard?
Roseanne is running for president!

"I will barnstorm
American living rooms!"
--Roseanne Barr in a candidate questionnaire submitted to the Green Party.

HERE'S THE SCOOP: In a yesterday (February 2, 2012) statement, an announcy Miss Barr said she has filed the official paperwork necessary to run for the Green Party nomination for president of the United States. Roseanne, a long-time supporter of the party, then went on to say she looks forward to working with people who share her values. ("The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants--bought and paid for by the 1%--who are not doing what's in the best interest of the American people," long-ago claimed Rosie.) The Green Party will be select its 2012 presidential candidate at a convention in Baltimore in July.

BY THE BY: Just in case a bite from the "Live Under a Rock" Bug has rendered you politically challenged, the Green Party is an electoral alternative to a two-party system whose first priority is value-based politics.

Don't forget to votely yours,
SparkleFarkle
~~~~~*

Rest in peace, my Mollo and Zuzie.

P.S. Although probably not politically, I am forever Roseanne Barr's BIGGEST fan. With that being said, my ever-so-sweet bloggy commentors, please

watch thy step.

3 comments:

SparkleFarkle said...

What? No takers? LOL! Just answer me this, will ya, though? Is it me or is it Roseannie you're afraid of? Both?! LOLouder! Well, that pretty much explains everything, dudn't it? LOLoudest!

RottieGirl said...

That'll make the campaigning more interesting. It'll be interesting to see how she does.

SparkleFarkle said...

Hi, Miss RottieGirl!
Roseanne will keep things lively, that's for sure. My mind's eye already sees a donkey and elephant backed into a corner of two, or three OR FOUR! YIKES! We'd better hope that she doesn't decide to un-pull it all together with an encore of her famous rendition of the "Star Spangled Banner"!