Good, Good, Good, Good Vibrations

"ONE DAY Dad asked me to go fishing with him. I got scared. I had the feeling he was going to try to drown me. I don't know why I thought that, because so far he had never tried to kill me. But he had never taken me fishing either, so I was suspicious. When we got to the lake, he walked right up to it. 'Hey, son, come here,' he said. 'Look at these minnows.'
'Nice try, Dad - if that's your real name!' I yelled. Then I ran back to the car and locked myself in. Dad never took me fishing again. So I think that proves my case." --Jack Handey, Fuzzy Memorie

HAPPY Belated
Jack Handey
FRIDAY!

SORRY TO BE a smitch late with yesterday's Handeysm. Because a good time was more than definitely had by all when I attended the

Wonderful and generous man that he is, Mr. Paisley later gave his guitar
to an unsuspecting fan, who, unfortunately, wasn't me.
I wasn't in the running for his hat either. LOL!

Brad Paisley
Virtual Reality Tour 2012
(with special guests

I came home with this Tee!
If you take a magnifying glassy looky-looky at the back,
you'll see "Madison, Wisconsin" keepsakey listed
eleventh from the bottom!
The Band Perry,

Miss Carrie Underwood
via an amazing hologram,

and introducing

American Idol winner
Scotty McCreery!

YIKES! Talk about your umpteenth-time synthetic-blend plaid-shirted guy whose man-lace (<--Using a gender-specific word for "necklace" makes it all okay, I guess.) is in such a way that his Adam's Apple moves it with every note he bass-y belches (<--without even trying, no less!) AND is still able to make the young thangs swoon! Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler and a whole lot of Idol Season 10 voters were right: THAT'S TALENT!) Thursday night, the next day found me blissfully singing this tune [TWO WORDS]:

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Gonna go claim the couch and catch me a few more Zs, on account of I'm still in the recovery room, so to speak --that's how great the concert was-ly yours,
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

Rest in peace, my Mollo and ZuZu.