What's the Point in Throwing in the Towel? It'll Just Make for More Laundry. I'm Just Saying.

I loathe people who making doing laundry
look like they're having the time of their lives.

FIVE WORDS:

I hate my clothes washer.

Seriously. I mean it, SERIOUSLY. It's not much different than having to pound stuff out on a rock. Uh-huh, and wouldn't you know it? It's laundry day. I HATE TODAY. Maybe now's the perfect time to make a career move. Yeah, and it's not the first time I've been considering it either. Probably I'll become a stripper or-or a...

"I will 'rock' your world," enticed Beetling-Stone [standing center],
ready to untie her knot and get the party started.

BUBBLE DANCER!

MY STAGE NAME would be Beetling-Stone,
because, man, have I lived the part.
And that, my friends, is no lye.

All washed up, I'm afearedly,
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

Rest in peace, my Mollo and Zuzie.