Come Get Your Twofer On!

*at the blog door holding the legendary
SparkleFarkled Confetti Bucket,
coaxes reader’s little mittie into taking a handful*

“I WISH SOMEBODY would invent a fruit that had no seeds, tasted delicious, and would scream when you ate.” –-Jack Handey

Young Karl

HAPPY
Jack Handey
FRIDAY
on a Two for One
MONDAY!

UH-HUH, my treat: a pair (Count ‘em, TWO!) of beginning of the week celebratory Handeysms, because I’ve got big, BIG news and, yeah, I am just that happy on account of it! I’ll explain in just a smitch, but right now,

toss your dip of confetti
and then DUCK!
Because here comes
Jack Handey Quote number two:

“LIKE JEWELS in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the Queen's round metal hat.” –-Jack Handey

FOUR WORDS:

Reason for the "Season"

I HAVE JUST been crowned editor
of the TV.com’s Person page dedicated to

Karl Pilkington,

a man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the planet over as a shaven chimp and discovered talent by Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant whose world’s roundest head

(Mr. Pilkington even gave step-ahead-of-him Charles M. Schulz' Charlie Brown a run for his money, seen here forethoughtingly sizing up the situation.)

has oft times been described as an orange (Yes, because you can never be sure if sensitive eyes or those belonging to minors are tipped this way, I courteously left out Ricky’s lively expletive that typically precedes the fruit he compares Karl to.) and is the title star of An Idiot Abroad (a travel documentary television series created by and featuring Karl Pilkington and his former radio show colleagues Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant whose ongoing theme is that Pilkington has no interest in global travel and so Merchant and Gervais make him travel while they themselves stay in London and monitor his progress) and, presently, An Idiot Abroad 2: The Bucket List (during which Karl is coerced into round two of the world’s most hilarious social experiment, as Gervais and Merchant force him to complete “the ultimate list of things to do before you die.”) which airs its season finale next Saturday (The Science Channel, March 10th, 10:00 pm ET/9:00pm CT)!

And even though the website's original bio summary is still in need of a lot more "bangers" (<--submit left out information) and plenty more "mash" (<--additional trivia blurbs and quotes), I happily extend this invitaion to you: Come for a LOOKSEE! (<--cLiCkY-cLiCkY!),

Karl-happy,
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

Rest in peace, my Mollo, ZuZu, and Davy Jones.

IMAGE CREDITS:
Chuck and Chuck = Bleeding Cool
Crowned orange originally downloaded by Back of the Cereal Box
Orange Karl in a sea of likewises originally downloaded by Head Like a F****** Orange blog
Young Karl = The Cult Heroes Rogue Gallery
Mouthy Orange originally downloaded at Live Medical